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Quentin Tarantino
by James Crotty
April 1, 1999

QUENTIN TARANTINO INVITES US OVER FOR "MEAT LOAF" AND DEMANDS THAT WE LIKE IT, ALRIGHT?!



Austin, TX

hey call him "Quentin." Not "Mr. Tarantino." Not "Quentin Tarantino." He's revered here in Austin because he has deigned to show a selection of his private collection of favorite films at the Third Annual Quentin Tarantino film festival (AKA "QTIII"). It's quite admirable actually. Especially because Tarantino sits through the entire nine-day event, including two daunting Saturday all-nighters, a children's film showcase (take that Christian Right!), expertly and persuasively introducing each movie, then laughing and enjoying each one like the rest of the rapt audience at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema.

Now, a cynic might argue that Tarantino is showcasing his favorite forgotten films in Austin because he has found an accommodating host in Richard Linklater, or because Austin is easily wowed by the charming, famous, if preachy, former video store geek. Or maybe because Austin offers that rare combination of intelligent appreciative filmgoers, who won't be pestering "QT" for an autograph. From what we garnered, it's probably a combination of all three.

Admittedly, we've never quite understood the popularity of Quentin Tarantino. That is, until tonight. After a forty minute chat with Harry Knowles of Ain't It Cool News, it becomes quite clear: Quentin is a critic's darling. Stroking them with his knowledge of obscure films, and then referencing those films in his own work (see critical faves like Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, and, of course, Pulp Fiction). We're not saying that Quentin panders to critics. Rather, critics find in Tarantino a kindred spirit--someone who loves film for film's sake. Particularly American film. Particularly violent, loud, exploitive American film. You will rarely find a subtle, smart, and rhetorically sophisticated non-violent flick on a QT list. As the event flyer states, "Tarantino's idea of a good time is hanging out with friends, drinking beer and watching B-movies." It makes you wonder: if Quentin regards the movie theater as "church," why does he naturally gravitate towards the profane?

We would have asked "Quentin" this question directly, but it was made clear that inside this Austin temple of film, QT was off limits. We respect that. But it also left us with further questions about a guy who doesn't care much for the Beatles, yet raves about Navajo Joe.

Quentin Tarantino: We've done this three times and I don't want to jinx it or anything, but I think we've figured out what we're doing now. I read a couple of press things that came out. The article was something like, "Quentin Tarantino brings bad movies into town.... There's no Oscar winners in this bunch." That's like so not at all what we're doing here. Now some of the movies are really far left of center. And some of them are pretty damn wild or crazy or out of control. But this is not a 'so bad they're good' kind of thing. I don't really agree with that 'so bad they're good' thing. Whether you like them or not, I like them and I'm presenting them. If you all came over to my house for meat loaf, I don't want you to talk shit about my meat loaf. That whole kind of snobbery attitude to me is just so anti-cinema and anti-art. Some people might not like it, but I'm not beholden to your taste . So that's where we're coming from on this.

One of the things that's been so great is that we're actually having the theatrical experience on a whole lot of movies that haven't had the theatrical experience in twenty years at the least. Films were meant to be seen. Theatrical movies weren't exactly meant to be seen by you on a couch watching it on a t.v. and doing a crossword puzzle at the same time. They were meant to be experienced by a whole bunch of strangers together. They need you all to see them to prove that they exist. And to like them or reject them or to love them. At the end of every festival there's always about seven movies in particular that you'll probably be seeing for the very first time. You may know who the actor is, you may not. You may know who the director is. You may not. But there are going to be real discoveries. If you're here from the beginning to the end you'll have little discoveries and a couple of them might actually end up on your favorite list of all time. That's one of the things I like most about doing this, bringing you films you never heard of before and rocking your world.

One of the other things that happens in the course of the whole festival is a personality starts developing and the films kind of start going together. I have a love for a lot of the 70s stuff. So, an example is maybe watching a cheerleader movie say on Monday and then on Thursday all of a sudden a waitress will walk into a movie with John Wayne and you'll be saying, "Hey, that's the cheerleader." That's Heather from Revenge of the Cheerleaders, she's the stewardess. Little by little, actors keep popping up in this movie and that movie and it wasn't really even set up to be done like that. It just kind of works out really great. Anyway, this is my idea. Where other people would go and make dinner for somebody I, like, show eight films. I'm a frustrated tech and this is my chance to do it. So that's a pep talk about the festival.

The only other announcement I want to make: A kind of bad thing has started happening in revival screenings. A movie comes out and it's either an old movie or maybe unsophisticated compared to where we are now, or it might even be a touch cheesy. Some of these wild movies are going to have really funny moments in them. Some of them are going to be really ridiculous and laugh your ass off. But the point is, laugh when it's funny. Don't laugh to just show how superior you are to the film. Don't laugh just because you're going to show how cooler you are than the people who made this movie. That's not funny. It's particularly bad news whenever you see a silent film because everyone is just laughing. You've got to put yourself in the place of the audience this movie was made for. So that's the last of the admonishments.

The first two movies tonight are actually one movie. It's the Three and Four Musketeers. It always irritates the hell out of me to call it the Three and Four Musketeers because it was actually just meant to be one movie. When Richard Lester made the Three Musketeers it was meant to be like this four hour Russian epic. What happened was the money grubbing producers, the Salkinds, cut the movie in half and released it within six months of each other. So basically the only way to see this movie the way it was originally intended is when they re-released it as a double feature. So we're doing that tonight.

I think the Three Musketeers is one of the single greatest epics made in the 70s. I have to admit, I have never been the greatest Richard Lester fan. I like some of his movies. Juggernaut in particular. But I don't really care for Petulia. I don't really get Hard Day's Night. Alright!, I'm not a Beatles fan to begin with. But this movie is absolutely amazing. I can't even imagine another epic that juggles so many different things. The film works beautifully as an adventure film. It works as a satire of adventure films. It also works as a satire of the time that the movie takes place in. There's a lot of wicked black comedy going on throughout the movie. The action in this movie is about as good as it gets. This movie has a fantastic all-star cast. But what rarely happens when you see an epic with an all-star cast is it's a movie where these actors are doing some of the best work they've ever done. I don't think Michael York has ever been more charming than as D'Artagnan in this film. Charlton Heston is so great as Cardinal Richelieu. Christopher Lee, who has made over three hundred movies, is so amazing. Second only to Dracula is his performance in this film. It's one of Faye Dunaway's best performances. Far and away Raquel Welch's finest hour. She's really funny in the movie. But to save the best for last you have to talk about Oliver Reed. Oliver Reed is just fucking GOD in this movie. Oliver Reed owns the film. In fact, I even heard a really great story from Robert Rodriguez [who spoke with] William Hobbs, the fight choreographer for the Three and Four Musketeers. The fight choreography in this film is so fantastic. Every actor in the film, every one of the Three Musketeers, has their own singular fighting style that works with that character and that actor. When you watch Michael York's acrobatic comedy routine in this film it's going to remind you of Jackie Chan. Oliver Reed has no finesse as a fighter in this film. He's like a bull. A bull sword-fighting. During the fight training Oliver Reed threw himself into the fighting so much he made all the other Musketeers work twice as hard. They knew if they didn't, Oliver Reed was going to own the movie completely. He was that good. You've never seen sword fights the way Oliver Reed fights them in this movie. He's like half beating you up at the same time as he's sword-fighting. This movie also has just a teeny tiny touch of a Shaw brothers Kung Fu flavor to it. The sword fighting is fetishized exactly the way martial arts are fetishized in Kung Fu films.

But the thing that really kind of blows you away is that these two movies have probably the best slapstick ever put on film since Buster Keaton. And I'm saying a big thing here because he's the man. It has a take-off on Aleksandr Nevsky, the big famous Russian battle sequence where the big war is going on top of a frozen lake. They have a frozen lake sword fight in the second half that is just fantastic. Also when you watch the film, the first half is very light and then it gets darker and darker into the second half. I just love this movie. I don't even know if it can ever be duplicated again. I don't know if you could ever make a movie of this budget. If you had to make a movie with this style and this subject as grand as they did it back then, I don't know if it would be viable today. And so let's watch the movie.





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